Praise Band: The musicians on stage - even if it isonly a guitar player and a guy playing bongos.
Praise Team: Same as the praise band but with a greateremphasis on sports.
Let’s Give the Lord aPraise Offering: We don’t think you applauded enough on the previous song.
Inaudible mumblingwith musical accompaniment: The opening prayer or invocation.
Acapella: Literally“to the chapel” and was traditionally understood to mean singing without musical instruments. Currently it means: this is the last song before the sermon.
Standing: Aposture of respect and giving honor unto God. This is why it is important to stand during the music. Sitting is perfectly acceptable duringCommunion, Scripture Reading, or Preaching.
Cup: Grapejuice. Cup sounds more noble than “as wenow share in bread and juice…”
Family Life Center: gymwith carpeting.
Jeans and Polo Shirt: Evangelical Clerical Vestments
Extended Scripture Reading: You accidentally walked into the wrong church building. See also: Pulpit; Communion Table; Hymnals; Cross.